Cheap Beer Fantasy Football League

Avass mateys, we are back sailing the high seas on the trusty S.S. Cheap Beer. The start of the 2021 pod-season is finally here! Your Lord Commissioner is joined by his trusty crew of Sweatrag and newly nicknamed Big Sausage. The lads know it's been a while since you've been able to join us for some plundering, so we cover off on all your favorite topics including:

• A New Theme
• Classic Banter
• State of the Pod
• Wild Keeper Speculation

Like all great shows, things must wrap up. Luckily for you listeners this is a season finale not series. Just like on all great season finales a character leaves part way through. Listen to find out who! Anyways, we need to give our podfellows a break after releasing pods with no regular cadence at all. Who knows maybe you'll get a few special summer episodes, you know like that random Black Mirror episode with Jon Hamm, but until then we hope this holds you over until July.  

Lord Commissioner, Dustin "Littlechampion" Sylvia and Jeff "Sweatrag" Kimball sign off on the year a mere 2.5 weeks later by covering:

• A Written Statement from our Champion
• State of the Pod Year in Review
• Break down on the Battle for Jaime Lynn
• The Crowning of our Classic Shit King
• Offseason Fun

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SURPRISE! The season is winding down, and these weeks are the most important, so what to do when your podfellows are tied up with real life obligations? You take matters into your own hands, and record a solo episode with no editing from the top of the dome.

Was there an outline? No. Were there multiple opinions? No. Did I play random music from my old iTunes library? Yes

This episode may only stay up for a short time as it does hurt our crafted brand, but I wanted to get predictions in and tearfully say goodbye to Todd Chavez and his zany Clown Dentists.

The Great Podfellows of Cheap Beer return after a week off for Thanksgiving. This week we dive right back into as we discuss the crystalizing playoff and toilet bowl picture, while also examining the success of x-rated BoJack Horseman fan-fiction. Interested to hear how fantasy football and cartoon horse cock instersect? Well this is the podcast for you.

We also breakdown more common fodder including:

• State of the Pod: Is it time for Patron (erm, Patreon) page
• Saying Good-Bye to the Trade Block
• Introduce a new segment: Panic at the Pickup Line
• Quick Recap
• Power Ranking Tiers
• Hurriedly discuss this week's matchups

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Come one, come all, and listen to this auditory art. After last episode's guest-filled fun, we return to the tried and true 3-man pod. This week your earballs will weep with joy as you hear about another potential podcast spinoff, and learn how to update your vernacular to incorporate our new meeting technology. Enticing, right? Well, don't forget we'll also cover:

• The State of the Pod(ders)
• A new, eloquent description of the Trade Block
  • As well as Winners/Loser of all the trades
• Jeff's excitement to not keep anyone from his team
• Intro of two new segments
• Quick recap
• A New Twist on Power Rankings
• The Triumphant Return of Brandon's Gambling Corner

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It's Halloween, which means the Lord Commissioner is joined by a large collection of his spooky friends in a Draft Weekend Reunion episode. Will you be able to tell us all apart? How was Dustin able to edit this into a coherent episode? And how happy are you that we're back? In this episode we gather lots of opinions on the following:

• Mid-Year Lists
• The revelation of a new segment
• Check in on the now overflowing Trade Block
• Long overdue Power Rankings

Stay in your rooms at night, because the Lady of the Lake isn't the only choking hazard (although we hope its from laughter).

After a week's hiatus thanks to a particular band of Hippos. The Court of Cheap Beer is back in session. Lord Commissioner is joined by usual suspects, Jeff "Sweatrag" Kimball, Dustin "Littlefinger" Sylvia as well as North Carolina advocate " Jose "Wetswag" Olivares. This week the focus of the pod is thus-

• An update of Cheap Beer's national reach
• "Plan" for COVID Contingencies
• Wonder who will actually survive this season
• Break down last week's MASSIVE TRADES
• React to a new Power Ranking

Come for the Fantasy fun, and stay for Lord Commissioner's ONE NFL pick of the week.

Week 1 calls for overreactions, but Week 2, Week 2 is the start of trends. With the table set, your Lord Commissioner is joined by his band of merry men, Jeff "Sweatrag" Kimball & Dustin "Littlefinger" Sylvia, and in this episode they

• Hold an in memoriam for the players lost last Sunday
• Challenge listeners to reach a new goal in the State of the Pod
• Reward Man of the Week & DeadAss Last
• Take a walk around the Trade Block
• Briefly recap why each team won their Week 2 Matchup
• Most importantly, unveil the new auditory art - the Power Ranking Ladder

Come one, come all, and learn about the fantasy football landscape.

It is time! After many episodes building up to the season, we finally have actual football to react to. This week Littlefinger and the Lord Commissioner are joined by Joel "He's Frozen Again" Yamasaki and Kevin "Two-Time Champion" Froese.

To start our journey through this season the lads cover off on...

• First Timer comments
• Shout out our mystery listeners
• Hand out Week 1 awards
• Talk through top players & injuries
• Review each of the Week 1 matchups
• Brandon's gambling recap
• Determine the best structure of these episodes moving forward
• Trade Talks?!

Phew, talk about jampacked episode. Hope your earbuds are ready.

Your Lord Commissioner is joined by trusted comrades Dustin "Littlefinger" Sylvia, Jeff "Sweatrag" Kimball and first time, long time member of the league Michael Bolton. Get ready cause it's our longest one yet. On this episode the lads recap the best weekend of the year from two coasts including

1. Highs and Lows from the Draft Coasts which somehow takes like 20 minutes
2. Then we get into grades for every team and based on those grades make a prediction for Jaime Lynn's quarantine husband and who will become the newly named Shit King.

Enjoy!